Majoring in Shenanigans,
Minoring in Sock Knitting.
I do whut I want
you say you could be a VS model, I say I could outdrink one so who’s the real winner here
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad. Wisdom (via her0inchic)
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.